Free counters!



(Source: corgiblue)

 
fuck
me as a surgeon (via firelorcl)
 

hollistern:

running out of space to type on snapchat and having to use the drawing tool
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solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic)

 
 
Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.
 
Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

 

*uses winged eyeliner to fly away from responsibilities*

(Source: contraception)

 

An accurate representation of my social skills

 

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture

(Source: memewhore)

 

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

 

I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

(Source: thechamberofsecrets)

 

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

 

thelittlearchangelthatcould:

I Was Going To Reblog That Post Until I Saw The String Of “You Are Heartless If You Don’t Reblog This” Comments And Now I’m Scrolling Past It Out Of Spite

a musical number written, arranged, and choreographed by me