|—||me as a surgeon (via firelorcl)|
running out of space to type on snapchat and having to use the drawing tool
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
*uses winged eyeliner to fly away from responsibilities*
american people who use british slang
We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING
how do i get over someone who i never dated
I Was Going To Reblog That Post Until I Saw The String Of “You Are Heartless If You Don’t Reblog This” Comments And Now I’m Scrolling Past It Out Of Spite
a musical number written, arranged, and choreographed by me