Our baby is swearing a lot these days :p
We know who to blame
I remember those old days when he couldn’t even say ‘Cumberbitches’
Why are people acting like he never cursed until recently?
And the Cumberbitches thing has nothing to do with cursing it has to do with his discomfort with calling women bitches.
Like I don’t think he was some delicate flower before Martin came along. Just sayin’.
remember in hannah montana the movie when a whole town found out she was miley stewart and they all just agreed to keep it a secret yea tht was bs
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
FIGURE SKATERS ARE MADE OF MAGIC
I’ve fallen down while walking before fuck you guys
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
Oh I intend to.
what. coming soon.
Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite. The single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip.
Just look at that concentration.
Oooooh, a little shaky on that entry, but just look at that form!
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.